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Potty Potter

They say the human brain isn’t capable of multi-tasking. Well… yours most certainly is. So how about a little game of golf while you’re on the potty?


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Get your hands (and feet) on an activity that will help the long and otherwise uneventful (wink) minutes you spend on the potty fly by. The Potty Putter is perfect for the person who doesn’t like to waste even a single moment in idle thought. Make each second count by fine tuning a skill that can make you the envy of all your friends.

It is true that many a great idea has emerged in the quiet, reflective moments spent doing one of the most natural (and necessary) functions in the world. But be honest. You’re not using that time to reflect. Aren’t you a little tired of crossword puzzles? You’ve found Waldo, what, 753 times now? Time to expand your horizons and use the 20 minutes you spend in the bathroom very single day (that’s according to this one guy we know) to get better at something that will actually help you in the long run. Golf!

Everybody knows the most successful and influential folks in the Western Hemisphere make it their aim to perfect their golf game. But you can be one step ahead of your well-to-do boss by working on your game off the green and watch as your golf game improves.

Okay, so maybe you won’t be Tiger Woods when it’s all said and done, but you’ll probably be a master miniature golf strategist. Your kids won’t be able to stop you! Your spouse will be helpless against you. And if you’re really smart, you’ll set up a little dry erase scoreboard just outside the bathroom and antagonize your family members until they agree to compete in a never-ending family potty golf tournament.

Here’s to sharpening your aim. Poop. Then go and dominate.