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Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk

Make sure you’re ready for any apocalyptic event that may come you way. Stand your ground in steely style with the Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk. Also good for campsite use.

29.95

via Amazon

Whether you’re facing a zombie apocalypse, something more Biblical that involves seven signs, or if you just need a sharp axe to chop the firewood, you can better assure your survival with the Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk. If you need a proper tool or a proper weapon, this tomahawk will do nicely with a razor sharp axe blade on one side of the modernistic head and a steely spike on the other.

The lightweight axe fits securely in the palm. Its nuclear green shaft ends in a Paracord wrapped handle you can squeeze tightly when bringing the axe down on the skull of a threatening zombie or the trunk of a bothersome sapling. The spike is useful to pierce wood, metal can lids, or the bone of a zombie’s lid.

Don’t be left helpless in the woods, whether you’re being threatened by the four horsemen, a horde of the living dead, or a thicket of brambles. The futuristic style of the Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk is enough to threaten off anyone, whether they’re of this world or not, plant or animal or not.

The design of the Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk makes it more than just a tool for cleaving things in two. The handle and single blade allow the user to choke up on the head to use the axe for more delicate, fine-tuned, and close up chipping work.

Enjoy the versatility of the Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk and its uses in all your household or campsite projects while you await the inevitable annihilation of mankind. With this tool you’ll know you’ll be ready when the time comes.